Thursday, July 9, 2009

Light Hearted Humor About Illinois Intercoursing Me

It's going to be a couple of tough weeks for me. My unemployment hasn't been paid. My phone died after I heard the "Thank you, your certification has been a..." so I guess I was suppose to do it all over again between my shrink appointment, class, getting the gym membership my mom had been hassling me about, and catching up with a potential employer.

The real shitty thing about it is that I will probably have to borrow money from my parents to pay some bills till the 22nd. All of them credit cards, so lord knows I'll be getting heat for that. Have one bankruptcy, and they won't let me have any fun. I'm half tempted to refile in 2016 just to piss them off.

Then what happens if I don't get paid four weeks worth of wages when the next pay day comes. I'll oh my parents, and won't have any tattoo money because I just had to reserve Wii Sports Resort.

So if that is the extent of my problems, well I'm doing pretty well. Aside from the cursing the all mighty for leaving me in a useless state on an interpersonal and intrapersonal level. Who know's he's probably behind this unemployment insurance screw up?

Douche bag Jesus.

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