The Anal Whore of Quotes

I have found that apps kind of suck.

Fun apps with little replay value:

1. Super Pets is fun until you totally pimped out your pussy's pad.
2. Chess is only good if your Dell didn't come with it preinstalled. Well, I purchased Windows Vista Business, so I suppose companies told them to cut the "Office Space" experience from it). 

Poker Apps:

How do you know which free online poker actually pays? All apps seem to try to trick you into giving them cash, so can we get a Chris Moneymaker seal of approval? It isn't like he's cleaning up at the WSoP.

The Resurgence of Text RPGs:

Mafia and Bloodlines...I just never got into the text RPGs. Text Hentai games, well that comes with being an Otaku. It's difficult to believe that youngsters (who weren't around to gain the experience to be preoccupied with 1985) are trying to claim it as their own.

Most importantly, there are no quizzes that make sense. If my sister wasn't waiting to pounce on the computer chair, I'd take ten and give my recently obtained stat knowledge (Thank you ICC) to determine the accuracy of them. To save time they should offer the option to just answer, "I'm a fuck'n pisces." Who knows? I may just be bitter about the "Your Real Life Serial Killer is Albert Fish." result.

These observations fit Flixter's quizzes to, but the ability to make your movie profile enticed me. It is a chance to describe myself though the cinema I love dear, so I want to complete everything that is Russ at the movies. As long as it is restricted to 12 Flicks.

It takes 22 favorite films to create a list that will balance that applications screen, so I got 10 that don't seem to matter when people see my profile. "A Clock Work Orange" and "The Godfather" don't matter?

So, I ended up giving my brief little reviews to the first twelve titles in stars and quotes on the program. This allowed me to discover that being despicable as Peter Hammond, Jim Ferguson (I doubt he is my classmate from MHS) and Shawn Edwards was not difficult. These gents are what are called quote whores. They are the "Inglorious Bastards" who keep telling you to see "Transformers: Rise of the Fallen" regardless of the warnings from your loved ones.

Read the rest of this blog and other stories at Main Event of the Dead.com and determine if this thought process can be translated into a B-movie comedy about pro-wrestling zombies.